gayestcowboy:

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this tweet sends me into hysterics

charles-jpg:

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he’s literally so right about everything

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babeyxiao-art:

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“that’s my good boy.”

karvetu:

ohiosenpai:

karvetu:

Some of you don’t know how to appreciate a grainy low res image of some man

Is this about that 3DS picture of Obama

Why would you assume that. I’m obsessed with you

electrificata:

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

blatantescapism:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

marinella-ela:

There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

alex51324:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.

And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.

Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.

If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”

Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.

I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.

And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.

Like. Probably don’t do that then?

Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there’s a huge range of options in between “forbidden” and “compulsory.”

ymutate:

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Rick Hobson

“Sea Matryoshka (A whale eats a seal that eats a penguin that eats a fish that eats a calamari that eats a sea cucumber, and finally, there’s aplankton)” Nesting dolls created in Semenov, Russia for the Helsinki-based studio COMPANY.

8pxl:

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skies collide ✨
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zevsurana:

zevsurana:

zevsurana:

what are those. you know. the hiding places in english houses they used to put catholic priests in when that was illegal. what are they called. anyway kirkwall hightown needs those for mages. do you guys know what i’m talking abt or is this post unintelligible

they cannot seriously be called priest holes.

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completely distracted from the point i was trying to make by having to google this

steampoweredwerehog:

damazcuz:

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

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