threemarshmallows:

winterbramble:

oh my god I’m crying with laughter. My idiot sons

everyone please look at my pidgeottos

beardedmrbean:

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this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

eggfrieddyke:

fmlcomic:

alwaysbewoke:

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There is NOTHING IN AMERICA that hasn’t been touched by racism. NOTHING.

For my darlings who can’t find glasses that fit right!

There’s a great answer in progress video about this! It has a very deep delve into glasses history for anybody interested

moths-are-pretty-cool:

1eona:

Go in the dark emojis for when someone should go in the dark

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POV: You cast a spell.

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maryfagdalene:

maryfagdalene:

got a pussy like an ashtray

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firefox-official:

wearing opera gloves at the beach to fix my farmers tan

chandelyer:

Alien fashion at Rin by Chung Tranh Phong prefall 2023

colourofthekites:

i-am-the-fourth-heat:

ilovevalium:

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pikachu is drowning

This ain’t about him

audible-smiles:

guerrillatech:

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People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

chongoblog:

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If I had to read this then so do you all <3

In case anyone doesn’t know, to decant a wine is to take it out of the container it fermented in and pour it into a bottle while sifting out the sediment and detritus that has settled to the bottom over the years that it’s been closed.

If this story is true, which is so horribly in character that I have to imagine that it is, then they probably had some needlessly extravagant Rich People wine at this party. I’d ballpark at least a couple hundred per bottle, maybe a couple thousand knowing the kinds of brown-nosing marks that tend to spawn near Elon.

What this means is that he was likely drinking yucky dirty shitty Wine Dregs that were potentially rotting for decades, typically consisting of dead yeast, insoluble rotting grape skins/seeds, and honestly probably a bunch of other shit that you HAVE to filter out before drinking “real” wine.

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Fucking idiot.

He’s the guy with the most money, by the way.

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Equally possible.

makahitaki:

raevenlywrites:

blease… i’m pegging you….

dude you have to thrust me on this one..

suppermariobroth:

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One of the winning images from the second Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Photo Challenge on Miiverse in 2015. The caption for the image is “Should I turn around?”

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ssjdebusk:

scarf-it-box:

cloverhighfive:

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Originally posted by machetelanding

In case you’re uninitiated:

These are the current female volleyball uniforms

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The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games

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When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.

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“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”

*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*

sabonhomeblog:

Melanie DeFazio Phototgraphy

transolar:

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